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Tinsel and Turkey Edition
Wednesday 9th December 2009
Arena Theatre, Wolverhampton
01902 321321
www.arenatheatre.info
Performances at 2.30pm & 7.30pm
 
Thursday 10th to Saturday 12th December 2009 &
Wednesday 16th to Saturday 19th December 2009

Old Joint Stock Theatre, Birmingham
0121 200 0946
www.oldjointstocktheatre.co.uk
Performance starts at 8.00pm each night
 
Christmas Wishlists
Patrick
  • A supersize roll of toupee tape (for personal reasons)
  • Manscara
  • I’m in the Mood Again – Live by The Nolans
  • Nolans DVD (for learning dance routines)
  • Coleen Nolan’s autobiography
 
Bernadine
  • Hollyoaks Late-Night box set
  • Boots Essential cracked-heel cream
  • Britney Spears perfume – Fantasy
  • Madonna tickets
  • Sing-star Superstar
 
Reen
  • Leopard skin catsuit (because I’m 50 and fabulous)
  • Teasmade (so Ray can spoil me in the mornings)
  • A make-over for Ray from those lovely gay men on the telly – he really needs sorting out and help with finding his sensitive and extrovert side
  • Tickets to a Cliff concert for me and our Claire – I know he’s a good Christian and everything but we’ve always loved his bones
  • A 5-star weekend in Blackpool for me and Ray, once he’s had his makeover, including a latin-american dancing lesson at the Tower Ballroom
 
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